first off... don't let the title fool you... this shit put me on my ass! it was so good that i was drinking it like it was juice. and it was all good... until it wasn't. me and my boo decided we were going to have a nice quiet night in. crab cakes, broccoli & a bottle. bet! so i'll make a fresh squeezed lemonade, pop some strawberries in there, then spike it with some watermelon vodka. oh yeah! i ate, i drank, i was merry. so merry in fact, that i had a sudden desire to hit the scene.
so we get to the bar... my homie is there. buying the bar. shit! one more shot, i can handle it. (or so i thought.) bruh... it was a bad one. like sick in a cup while my homegirl drove home, bad one. like on the couch all day and sick 3 more times kind of bad. i was done for!
my advice: use half the bottle, not the whole thing like my alcoholic ass. lol
juice of 5 lemons
2 cups of cold water
sugar to taste
add vodka at your discretion (half a bottle recommended)